You're on notice!

[Wait a second! You've missed a stop!]

Here's a warning to all Sydney Buses bus drivers - you're on notice

If you want to drive past me with no bloody excuse - you will be named and shamed!

[You see me there? I'm the one watching Big Brother Up Late!]

In my part of the world over a dozen bus routes go through and that is the amount of buses that have driven past me this month!

The reason I get narky about buses driving past me is because my team leader at work Hoover has been getting annoyed at me for being late.

The reason why I'm late is because of public transport.

Why don't you just get a car, I hear you say?

[Please don't piss on me!]

I could piss on a tree as well, or I could piss in a toilet.

That's besides the point. What gives me the right to sit in a tin can built for 5 and pollute the earth with petrol fumes?

[I fart a lot! And that's no bull!]

Some people think "well if it's alright for cows to sit there and eat grass all day and fart then why can't I drive my 4WD?"

Maybe if they made methane gas in a can recycled from cow farts so you could use it for your fuel that might be alright - but personally I think that it is pretty selfish to drive something around when there are alternatives.

You could get an electric bicycle, or a normal one, ferries, buses, trains, trams and those thing called your feet work too!

[City Rail. Last century's trains this century.]

Which brings me back to Sydney buses. You expect Cityrail trains to be late - but not Sydney buses. They are the one constant. Well the one constant since the government decided 60 odd years ago to replace all their trams with buses (coincedently some large donations were made from the Ford Motor Company I reckon).

So it's time no shame those bus drivers who make me late to work. The one who made me scream "motherfucker" this morning because I was going to be late. Turns out I was just on time - but still I would've been earlier if the bloke was doing his job.

Bus drivers, if you do your job you'll be alright. If not - I will name you and shame you.

You have been warned!