Time to go Rachael :(

[Well I don't mind drinking this bourgeois shite - when it's free.]

Rachael might have spent some time with Tim living it up, because last night it was time to go, Rachael.

[Smile though your heart is aching. Smile even though
it’s breaking. When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by if you
smile through your fear and sorrow. Smile and maybe tomorrow you’ll see
the sun come shining through for you.]

It's sad really, because she was a great part of the house who added something different.

I'm not sure if I've said it before - but unlike others who were black
and white she added shades of grey. She was a past, a present and a
future.

From a tv watcher's point of view - we don't like all characters to be one dimensional, we want some width to be added in.

Rachael (above) had that width, but now it's too late.

[Just before this, Dean was holding his hands on the board - meaning that he should have been disqualified!]

She should have won Friday Night Live last week but due Big Brother's oversights she lost.

And hasn't Big Brother been doing that a lot lately - oversights.

[Geneva & Christie kiss and make up. Boy - do they make up!]

Some may say he is sexist too. When a chick gets pissed and runs around
acting like a hyperactive kid - he pulls it up straight away.

[Hot Dogs decides which hand to wank with...]

When a bloke gets drunk sexually harasses women mentally and physically
as well as a man physically (by pulling his dick no less) - Big Brother
does nothing about it until there is a backlash on the outside.

Well Hot Dogs (the bloke responsible for the above) is up for eviction
this week. Unlike Dean, who is an idiot and likes to play people, Hot
Dogs' behaviour is totally unacceptable.

He can play the whole "my Dad is in a nursing home card" all he wants but his attitude towards women is intolerable.

Vote him out.

Vote Simon, I mean Hot Dogs, by SMSing Hotdogs to 19 10 10.

What a croc!

[Come take a ride with the Crocodile Hunter. Babies - don't sit too close to the crocodile!]

There is only one thing stupider than the Crocodile Hunter that annoys me like nothing else.

It is has got a lot of publicity especially lately, but that doesn't mean it's good.

[Daddy! Not infront of the cameras!]

Why Katie! Why did you have to say yes to the whack job Tom Cruise.
Where in his science fiction religious ways did you think "hey, this is
a great bloke"?

Actually, I doubt whether bloke, or even fella would be in her vocabulary. She'd probably say dude. Like as in a camel's dick.

She says that she liked him in her younger days watching his movies.

[I told you Kerri-Anne - I'm not going to retire!]

I reckon Bert Newton (above) is cool as well but you won't see me in the spoon position with him.

There is something creepy about this weird bloke taking this hot chick
and changing her ideals, changing her outlook on life with this
scientology stuff. Really, I would prefer her to go out with Michael
Jackson. Then he might stop hanging out with kids.

But back to scientology: sure - it all looks fine as far as not having
bad people around you yada yada yada. But once you go into the whole
aliens brought us here stuff and weird science fiction things like that
well I'm outta there, sister.

I wonder if Our Nicole was into this stuff, or maybe she just saw
through him to whatever must be good there. (There must be something
good there. Really. No, really!)

You see, there is nothing like a waste of life - and Katie Holmes will be wasted if she marries him.

Why will be wasted I hear you ask (not understanding how I can hear you
without a microphone)? Because the last thing all the fellas in the
world want to do when they think of Katie Holmes is to have Tom bloody
Cruise in their dream as well. Unless you're into that thing - but I'm
not.

But on scientology, I don't want to get flamed here. I'm sure in it's
own way it's a nice religion - but it's not my cup of Tetley's.

For me personally I am an atheist. I can barely believe in Don Bradman
let alone in a bearded carpenter or his bearded old man who is also the
puppet master in this world of marionettes.

[Hey - I look like a tree *and* I give guys morning wood!]

But with the loss of Katie Holmes (who was an obvious choice for Mrs
Earthquake), there will also be a loss of another chick from the Big
Brother house this week.

One must go of Rachael, Christie or Geneva. I agree with Mike Goldman -
what kind of name is Geneva? What were her parents thinking? Or is this
just like last year with that boy Saxon having the made up name. Does
that mean Gretel will go out with Geneva? I'm sure Geneva wouldn't
mind. Actually - that makes my stomach feel a bit uneasy.

Out of the three I find Rachael the most intriguing. Every extra day
she's there you find out something new and refreshing about her.
Meanwhile with Christie and Geneva (above) they just seem to be two kids
wanting to pash and dash with everyone.

But who to evict? This is how it goes:

Rachael likes Tim. Christie likes Greg (who only likes her cause she's good in bed). Geneva likes Hot Dogs who prefers Vesna.

So therefore Christie (below) has to go. Christie is the dumbest of the lot who
doesn't really add much to the house. Geneva reckons she's the ugliest
girl in the house (which I whole heartedly disagree - that's Vesna),
but at least she adds some spice to the house. You could call her a
spice girl, though I choose not to.

[Huh? Who's John Travolta?]

SMS 19 10 10 with the message Christie to vote her out!

Why I'm like Tim

In case you were wondering, yes this is a story related to Tim (above) from the Big Brother 2005 house.

But first I'll explain the story behind Tim.

Tim lives in the Big Brother house and is a smart bloke. Because of this he is bullied, ostracised and not one of the men. He is different - he has brains!
All the other blokes that live with him are different. They're not as smart.

Tim gets annoyed that the humour of the other housemates is based on stupid movie quotes and that kinda thing.

Fast forward to out of the house in the big wide world but in Sydney (where Tim is from) and to me. No, I'm not being selfish but this is a blog and I am typing here.

So - at my work I am part of the minority. I am someone who is intelligent, enjoys rugby league, politics, just as Tim does. But because I'm not like everyone else who prefers to hang out in the city listening to doof doof music and drinking West Coast Coolers, I will never get a head.

I don't want head, especially not the way they prefer, I want to get ahead - not just be a schmoe.

So how does one build respect while staying true to themselves. If life is a popularity contest and work is part of it how do you become Mr Company XYZ?

That's what I'm working on. I can bitch and moan all I want but I've got to get up tomorrow for work.

Life is a bitch and you know it.

But yes, my ear is still blocked and there's nothing the doctor can do.

Tonight if I don't end up watching some league at the RSL club I might watch some of the terrible movies I bought the other day on VHS for $1 each!

You know the type - they're so terrible they're good. The other day I bought Ned (http://imdb.com/title/tt0338280/), Meatballs 4 (http://imdb.com/title/tt0104837/), Dick (http://imdb.com/title/tt0144168/) and Sgt Bilko (http://imdb.com/title/tt0117608/).

I've seen Bilko (I had a copy of it from TV but the my sister's cat shat on the video! Hmmm.. it had two other movies on there too - The Lonely Guy & Roxanne) and Meatballs 4 but the others I haven't seen. Plus, I haven't seen Meatballs 4 in at least 5 years.

Anyways, enough of my rambling - I'm off to stick some ear drops in my ear. Nice!