Post-Chrissie Wrap

Christmas is over and what have we done? Another year over and a new one just begun.

I think that's a song by someone from the Rolling Stones? Hehe - nah nah I'm kidding.

It's at this stage of the year when you look at what's happened in the past year and you think what can I do to make the next year a good year?

Well first off, this year I have changed jobs twice, moved house twice but what else have I done? Not much.

Sure I went to a gay bar and a strip joint on the same night (don't ask!) but am I happy this year? I'm content, there's nothing seriously wrong with me... but am I happy?

So that's what my new year's resolution is to be HAPPY!


[Hehehe Sky would make me happy :P]

H is for Health: I want to be healthier, lose weight, hopefully play football, exercise more.

A is for Appearance: I want to look better, not just slimmer, happier.

P is for Passion: I want to have a more passionate outlook on life and do things that I want to do (instead of doing a shitload of things for others all the time). As part of this I want to do a new thing every week - something I've never done before. I will report the findings on this blog (you lucky buggers).

P is for Personal life: I want to expand this circle of mates that I have as well as strengthen my life at home. Oh, and maybe even pick up a girlfiend (that would be interesting!).

Y is for Yardstick: First off, my little brother said "well you couldn't think of anything else that started with Y". Yes (hey that starts with Y), that's partly true - but I digress. I want to make '07 a year to remember, a measurement of a year which I can compare others to and go "Good Lord man, that was a year!" (probably best to say that with an English accent).

So that's it. What a post. I'll probably say what pressies I got later on.

I have a secret

[I just have to tell you something I heard about Earthquake the other day!]

I have a secret.

I'm not sure if you should know. But here it is...

[Earthquake! Go to the naughty corner *growl*!]

Alright, I do like that Super Nanny (above).

I reckon she's cool. I reckon she knows how to tell children to shut up
and keep them under control and that's good because I'm busy watching
the footy and drinking beer.

Maybe its a discipline thing? Maybe I want a strong woman?

Well that can't be right because all the chicks I've gone out with I've
been the strong one (except for any of them who happen to read my blog
hehe).

[Opposites attract.]

The Super Nanny is not the only alternative celebrity I like I guess.

Who else is there... other than Sky from Neighbours.

[That's when good neighbours become good friends.]


Cause everyone likes Sky from Neighbours. Except Boyd.

But that is meant for a Neighbours posting, not a celebrities posting.

So on to other ladies...

[Aren't I just too cute for words.]

But then there is Miss Lauren Newton.

Now Lauren Newton would be cool on her own. But then comes the Newton part.

Normal people hate going to the in-laws for Christmas or Easter for the get togethers.

But imagine going to the Newtons for the get together. I would need a
couple of pair of undies to bring with me to stop myself from pissing
myself laughing.

[Earthquake! Pass me the salt!]

What better father-in-law could you have than Bert Newton? Every day
would be like being on the set of GMA. Or it probably would be!