On the ropes

[Come on down!]

Yep, that's Larry Emdur. He used to host a show called Double Dare. One of it's catchphrases were "physical challenge".

Why am I spouting out this mindless dribble? Well, it does have a point.

While EelBoy and I were out and about on the North Side of the
Parramatta River today after going on the Mortlake Ferry, there was
this rope structure which you could climb on in a playground at this
park.

Basically, EelBoy asked me to climb it. Now it wasn't your standard
rope ladder thing. No, this was something altogether more difficult and
annoying. Kinda like a Celine Dion song.

[My heart will go on.]

Is it funny to fall down from a height and injure your arm and knee?
Some would agree. EelBoy said he would love it to be on Funniest Home
Videos.

I think we'll be seeing a porn video with him in it on there before we'll be seeing something with me on there.

So what's the moral to the story? Don't do a dare? Well that can't be
right. I think that I shall take caution when it comes to climbing
things. Especially Kirstie Alley.

[But I still haven't found what I'm looking for.]

I've been getting flack lately from the ladies for me saying that I have closed up shop on looking for a chick.

Nah, that isn't right. Did I really say that? No, I meant that I am not looking for love - but love is alright to look for me.

When love comes to town I'm gonna jump that train. When love comes to
town I'm gonna catch that flame. Maybe I was wrong to ever let you
down. But I did what I did before love came to town.

Tomorrow night is Origin Two and you'd never guess who I'm picking.
While I won't be at Stadium Australia for the big one, I will be
watching it on Channel Nine with the commentary turned way down and Roy
& HG doing the call on Triple J. I recommend listening to the
fellas because they are better than the Channel 9 lot.

It's a shame I do miss their show on Friday nights on the ABC because
it's during the footy coverage. Sure, I could tape it - but I always
forget. One day I'll see their new show on the ABC.