You've made your bed

[Phone home.]

It's happened. Tomorrow, Mum will be helping me pick up the couch.

Good news! Though I have heard some bad things today about the sofa bed.

Everything but the kitchen sink.

Apparently they sink in the middle. That's what HouseWife (an ex) told me.

But I swear I layed on the thing and everything was alright.

Oh well, at least they're won't be the history of bedding HouseWife and others on there.

As I said say no to women! Just don't become gay. Or a bear!

Because there is nothing worse than becoming a bear. First off, you
play for North Sydney - who haven't won the competition since 1922.
Also, well you prefer to pleasure men than women.

Sure, there's nothing wrong with pleasuring a man - as long as that man is yourself!

Some people say that there is a certain stigma with being a
shirtlifter, but I'm not one them. I lifted my shirt the other day. I
had spilt some sauce on it and was trying to wash it in the loo at work.

With New South Wales winning tonight (good on ya Blues), football
shifts towards the weekend and who is the Bulldogs' five-eighth this
weekend?

Is it the State Of Origin winning five-eighth Braith Anasta? No, it's Corey Hughes.

You might remember Corey Hughes - actually chances you don't.

But Corey is a fine hooker who needs some fitness to stick on the field for the full 80. But he isn't a five-eighth.

But when Braith looks to be going to South Sydney we'll try anyone at five-eighth. Maybe even veteran Tony Grimaldi.

But why Corey!

My Dad wants to go to the game on Sunday (providing I can get out of
work), but why should I pay to see my Doggies lose with Corey Hughes at
five-eighth?

In the egroups, we have been calling for Hazem El Masri to be the five-eighth ahead of Corey.

But oh well, with 7 more to win in the next 12, (Mark O'Meley reckons
we need 10 to make the 8, not 7 - but can he count?) maybe Folkesy will
cut the fat next week and bring back Braith at five-eighth. Or better,
switch him while on the field.

#6 Hughes = time to lose!

[Twist it your way!]

Is there something strange about this picture? Yes, it is a hot chick but she's eating KFR.

You never see a chick like that eating KFR. They look more like Kirstie Alley.

Where's the pleasantly plump man in the ads eating the burger of their choice?

BTW peoples - (you should bookmark this page just for this recipe) here
is The Heart Attack Burger as created by the Quakemeister - ie: me.

*two slices of bacon, four quarter pound beef patties, four slices of cheese, mayonaise, tomato sauce on a bun.

I have had it a couple of times and you can't eat for the rest of the day. It's a lovely feeling hehe.

Just beat it! Ow!

Another thing - there are rumours that Michael Jackons will be doing a
large worldwide tour in order to save himself from bankruptcy, now that
he has been acquitted of those charges.

Apparently, he has already selected his warm-up act - The Wiggles.

On the ropes

[Come on down!]

Yep, that's Larry Emdur. He used to host a show called Double Dare. One of it's catchphrases were "physical challenge".

Why am I spouting out this mindless dribble? Well, it does have a point.

While EelBoy and I were out and about on the North Side of the
Parramatta River today after going on the Mortlake Ferry, there was
this rope structure which you could climb on in a playground at this
park.

Basically, EelBoy asked me to climb it. Now it wasn't your standard
rope ladder thing. No, this was something altogether more difficult and
annoying. Kinda like a Celine Dion song.

[My heart will go on.]

Is it funny to fall down from a height and injure your arm and knee?
Some would agree. EelBoy said he would love it to be on Funniest Home
Videos.

I think we'll be seeing a porn video with him in it on there before we'll be seeing something with me on there.

So what's the moral to the story? Don't do a dare? Well that can't be
right. I think that I shall take caution when it comes to climbing
things. Especially Kirstie Alley.

[But I still haven't found what I'm looking for.]

I've been getting flack lately from the ladies for me saying that I have closed up shop on looking for a chick.

Nah, that isn't right. Did I really say that? No, I meant that I am not looking for love - but love is alright to look for me.

When love comes to town I'm gonna jump that train. When love comes to
town I'm gonna catch that flame. Maybe I was wrong to ever let you
down. But I did what I did before love came to town.

Tomorrow night is Origin Two and you'd never guess who I'm picking.
While I won't be at Stadium Australia for the big one, I will be
watching it on Channel Nine with the commentary turned way down and Roy
& HG doing the call on Triple J. I recommend listening to the
fellas because they are better than the Channel 9 lot.

It's a shame I do miss their show on Friday nights on the ABC because
it's during the footy coverage. Sure, I could tape it - but I always
forget. One day I'll see their new show on the ABC.