EQ 4 Sara-Marie?

[Isn't she lovely. Isn't she wonderful.]

Ummmm, no.

Being a pleasantly plump person myself I do prefer chicks who are well bigger than your average paddle pop stick.

I *respect* people who stand up to the media and be who they are. Look at Darryl Brohman:

He's a good bloke. He gets by with his funny personality without having to be a rake.

But back to Sara-Marie. In series one of Big Brother she looked like this:

I tell you what, Wayne was right when he said schwing (but not about
her necessarily, but you know what I mean) because back then she was a
looker.

But since her time on Big Brother she has done various things including
signing to be a spokesman for a weight loss company and has since "shed
some pounds" as Dicko would say.

So Earthquake, why do you prefer the um bigger chicks?

Why, thanks for asking.

No worries.

Why are we still having an interview in a monologue?

I'm not sure.

Well let's stop it now.

OK. I prefer bigger chicks because these thin chicks they're the type
who think "look at me aren't I the best thing that has ever happened
since sliced bread".

I'm sure all chicks aren't like this but I'm sure even they know that
what the media judges as good looking can be intimidating to many
blokes.

But then again I've heard that the bigger chicks don't want the bigger blokes either. No, they want a thin guy as well.

So where does that leave the pleasantly plump bloke when there's no pleasantly plump chicks?

Well in the gay world they would call me a bear. Thank god I'm no bear
though. No I have decided that I am taking myself off the market.

I can hear the women screaming and shouting "No, Earthquake - give us a chance. Please!", but I am off the market.

Being a bachelor has it's good things. No woman to hassle me or annoy me. No dates. No stupid presents.

I've got enough pussy anyway - I've got two cats!

[Isn't she lovely. Isn't she wonderful.]

On the other hand though - for the right buyer my love will be for sale. (No - not in the literal sense!)

Is there a chick waiting out there for me - who knows. But I won't be loooking for someone.

Better an empty house than a bad tenant.