Doggies out of Braith?

[Spot the jolly fat bloke and his little sheep haired brother.]

Canterbury is back to it's winning ways and thank God for that!

Despite having Corey Hughes playing (at times) at five-eighth, they
overcame a stale Canberra Raiders team that were as bad as S'OK potato
chips.

[The Boys from Belmore took the wrong boat from Circular Quay and ended up in England playing for a trophy.]

The dogs leap into the top 10 after this win, ironically (like rain on your wedding day) behind the lime green vikings.

I was out at the game with my little brother and Dad.

We paid $29 EACH to get into the game (this is because Dad didn't want
to sit around in the cheap seats) and the second half was pretty good
with three tries scored including one by Braith Anasta (below).

[Braith - what's green and red and can't climb a ladder?]

I must say, I was a bit slack on Braith during the first half where he played some forgettable football:

"What's wrong Braith, wallet weighing you down?"

"Braith - you've got more money than sense!"

"You're not worth $7 a second*!"

*Dividing the rumoured $800,000 per season salary by 24 games of 80 minutes.

When he scored that try late in the second half he didn't look too happy either.

It's strange how people can turn against a player as soon as he shows an inch of disloyalty to a club.

[Which way is the plane back to Sydney?]

But Earthquake - you still like Steve Price (above) - and he went to the Warriors.

Yes, I do. He was loyal and he went to NZ for his family because of the
misguided taunts about his employer from neighbours and so-called
friends.

Vagana however left for money and I'm not too happy with him!

Anasta at the Rabbitohs? That takes the cake!

The only reason Anasta will leave is because he wants moolah. He won't
win a premiership at the Central Coast Rabbitohs. Many have tried
before him but they all suffered. Going to the Rabbitohs also is career
suicide. He won't get $800,000 once he's left there.

So that leaves the Roosters. But Braith shouldn't go to the Roosters.

There's one team everyone hates more than the Doggies - it's the
Roosters. With all those egos there and the likes of Gould and Stuart,
Braith's thoughts might be quashed with all these big heads there.

At the Doggies he's just one of the fellas.

Plus another thing - he owes us. He played below his potential during
his contract and we just let him do his own thing. That's loyalty.
Repay that loyalty, Braith.

Stay in the family. Uncle Mal - get his signature!

You've made your bed

[Phone home.]

It's happened. Tomorrow, Mum will be helping me pick up the couch.

Good news! Though I have heard some bad things today about the sofa bed.

Everything but the kitchen sink.

Apparently they sink in the middle. That's what HouseWife (an ex) told me.

But I swear I layed on the thing and everything was alright.

Oh well, at least they're won't be the history of bedding HouseWife and others on there.

As I said say no to women! Just don't become gay. Or a bear!

Because there is nothing worse than becoming a bear. First off, you
play for North Sydney - who haven't won the competition since 1922.
Also, well you prefer to pleasure men than women.

Sure, there's nothing wrong with pleasuring a man - as long as that man is yourself!

Some people say that there is a certain stigma with being a
shirtlifter, but I'm not one them. I lifted my shirt the other day. I
had spilt some sauce on it and was trying to wash it in the loo at work.

With New South Wales winning tonight (good on ya Blues), football
shifts towards the weekend and who is the Bulldogs' five-eighth this
weekend?

Is it the State Of Origin winning five-eighth Braith Anasta? No, it's Corey Hughes.

You might remember Corey Hughes - actually chances you don't.

But Corey is a fine hooker who needs some fitness to stick on the field for the full 80. But he isn't a five-eighth.

But when Braith looks to be going to South Sydney we'll try anyone at five-eighth. Maybe even veteran Tony Grimaldi.

But why Corey!

My Dad wants to go to the game on Sunday (providing I can get out of
work), but why should I pay to see my Doggies lose with Corey Hughes at
five-eighth?

In the egroups, we have been calling for Hazem El Masri to be the five-eighth ahead of Corey.

But oh well, with 7 more to win in the next 12, (Mark O'Meley reckons
we need 10 to make the 8, not 7 - but can he count?) maybe Folkesy will
cut the fat next week and bring back Braith at five-eighth. Or better,
switch him while on the field.

#6 Hughes = time to lose!

[Twist it your way!]

Is there something strange about this picture? Yes, it is a hot chick but she's eating KFR.

You never see a chick like that eating KFR. They look more like Kirstie Alley.

Where's the pleasantly plump man in the ads eating the burger of their choice?

BTW peoples - (you should bookmark this page just for this recipe) here
is The Heart Attack Burger as created by the Quakemeister - ie: me.

*two slices of bacon, four quarter pound beef patties, four slices of cheese, mayonaise, tomato sauce on a bun.

I have had it a couple of times and you can't eat for the rest of the day. It's a lovely feeling hehe.

Just beat it! Ow!

Another thing - there are rumours that Michael Jackons will be doing a
large worldwide tour in order to save himself from bankruptcy, now that
he has been acquitted of those charges.

Apparently, he has already selected his warm-up act - The Wiggles.