I’m not gay!

[Prominent gay footballer Ian Roberts "in action"]

Good lord, this is my first blog in ages so yeah, I will get up to what I've been up to in later blogs but this is going to be towards something else.

Let me just state first before my rant.

I like gay people - they are cool - some of them are my best mates.

But, a year or two ago I sent an sms to all and sundry as part of an April Fool's joke saying that I was coming out and I was gay.

I got a few strange replies and then a couple of hours I sent through an sms saying "ha ha april fool's" or something similar.

Anyways, I was speaking to - who I think is a close mate - and she thought I was still gay after all this time?

Well obviously this is not the case.. - I am not gay at all.

But there is nothing wrong with gay.

However, she is a close mate.. and it makes me wonder do I sound gay? Do I walk or talk gay?

I eat steak, I love women, watch footy, drink beer - but because I also enjoy musicals and plays does that drift me over to that side?


[Maybe this shirt is a bit flambouyant...]

Or am I (as per usual) thinking too much and maybe thinking of the stereotypes too much?

But then again they say the best guys are either taken or gay so maybe she thought I was a best guy?

There was an incident many years ago where I wanted to go out with her but yeah.. we shan't get into that. I think that boat has sailed unfortunately.