And with 110 not out...

[And Williams runs to the breathaliser!]

There's one thing wrong then having your best player injured.

It's having him caught drink driving.

And there's one thing worse than that...

[Memories... light the corners of my mind...]

And that thing is when your team gets smacked by a cricket score over two weeks.

In the past two weeks last years premiers - that's right ten months ago they won the bloody thing - have been smacked by over 50 points each match.

If it were a score card it would be Parramatta-Wests 110 defeated Bulldogs 6.

Six? Six!

That's right, in 160 minutes of football the Bulldogs have scored one try and one goal.

But let's rewind a bit to tonight's match.

Seven minutes into the game the Doggies had the majority of the ball and it was down the Tigers' end of the field. Canterbury gets a penalty in front of the sticks.

Put yourself in the boots of one Andrew Ryan - apparently the best man for the job for the captain - he decides that "hey we can't score a try - so let's take two points".

Stand-in fullback Luke Young kicks the goal and we're up by two.

Fast forward to 73 minutes later and that's the only points that they scored - the Tiges got 54.

[Former Panther Paul Whatuira made the right choice going from out west Penrith) to Wests!]

So EQ, why are you crying about the Dogs losing again? Surely, you must be used to it by now...

Well no - I'm not and no Bulldogs fan should ever sit in their seat and smoke their pipe like nothing is wrong!

Mathematically there is a chance they could get in there, but it's too bad - we don't deserve it.

In the meanwhile - go the Jets in reserve grade!