What's the mo?

[Watch it! You could poke out someone's eye with that thing!]

The moustache. The humble domain of the man - or the hairy woman.

There have been many famous moustaches, some I could touch on - but would probably be best not touching on.

[Merv loves it doggy style!]

There is one however that has been synonymous with Australian sport. One that many people have sat there and gone "My God, *that* is a moustache!". That bloke is Mervyn Hughes.

Mervyn Hughes, as you should know - and should go to the naughty corner if you don't, was a great cricketer back in the 80's well known for his striking good looks - and moustache.

As the Aussies were smacking a Pommy tonight on tv I saw Mervyn sitting in the stands as a selector for the cricket team with that moustache.

At this stage it had been a while since I had shave. I don't shave more than twice a week due to having sensitive skin. So last night as I was watching this bloke, I was thinking to myself what does a bloke to do when he has nothing else to do - grow facial hair!

[Ned wasn't famous until he grew facial hair...]

That's right - I shall grow a moustache! I have never done it before so it's something new.

I've also decided to let those sideys grow a couple of inches lower so yeah there's a new Earthquake in town and he is fun-ky.

[Do the funky junkie!]

Not that I do drugs no. The only ice I have is in my Pepsi Max or Diet Coke.

Back to the moustache - I'm not sure if it will last too long though. My older sister mentioned that it looks like my "Uncle" (stepdad's brother).

I don't really like him - so maybe it won't last long. Plus it feels a bit strange and itchy. Yes, I am still talking about the moustache! God, you've got a dirty mind :P