Earthquake Central: What an earie feeling!

What's going on ear?

I tell you what - it sucks to have a blocked up ear. What sucks even
more is when the doctor you've had all your life can't fix it up.

But wait for it - what do you tell people at work when they smell an odour coming from your head - ear drops?
I need the ear drops to get whatever the hell it is out of my ear.
Could it be some kind of caviar stuck up my ear? Or perhaps the play
book for the Newcastle Knights? No, I reckon it's wax.

Though my doctor did tell me that once he was at a nursing home doing the rounds and a patient had MAGGOTS in her ear!

I want to get away! I want to FLY away! Yeah yeah yeah!

I'm working this weekend for not the best company in the world - no it
is just a tribute. Like most people I would prefer to not work shift
work, but I don't have a choice really. I am a slave for the almighty
dollar which I don't see enough of.

But this is to change - I am looking at opening up a business, but the
trouble is that I need to get a loan and things aren't going that well
with the loan - as much as my guarantor could be getting cold feet. It
took me 5 months to get her to be guarantor but now that more paperwork
and stuff is required she could be saying no.

Where does that leave me if I don't get the loan? Slaving for the man.
I don't understand how more people don't want to be their own boss.
There are risks, yes. But you don't get rich being someone else's
bitch. Unless your Anna Nicole Smith.

The rich people like Gates, Murdoch, etc took a chance and started
their own company (well maybe not Murdoch after all he did inherit a
newspaper - although it was from Adelaide!). If they hadn't they'd
still be bums.

I don't want to be a bum. I have a bum, I've seen people who are bums.
They're not happy people. So, in conclusion - to get ahead take risks.

In the words of one philiosopher: