I have a secret

[I just have to tell you something I heard about Earthquake the other day!]

I have a secret.

I'm not sure if you should know. But here it is...

[Earthquake! Go to the naughty corner *growl*!]

Alright, I do like that Super Nanny (above).

I reckon she's cool. I reckon she knows how to tell children to shut up
and keep them under control and that's good because I'm busy watching
the footy and drinking beer.

Maybe its a discipline thing? Maybe I want a strong woman?

Well that can't be right because all the chicks I've gone out with I've
been the strong one (except for any of them who happen to read my blog
hehe).

[Opposites attract.]

The Super Nanny is not the only alternative celebrity I like I guess.

Who else is there... other than Sky from Neighbours.

[That's when good neighbours become good friends.]


Cause everyone likes Sky from Neighbours. Except Boyd.

But that is meant for a Neighbours posting, not a celebrities posting.

So on to other ladies...

[Aren't I just too cute for words.]

But then there is Miss Lauren Newton.

Now Lauren Newton would be cool on her own. But then comes the Newton part.

Normal people hate going to the in-laws for Christmas or Easter for the get togethers.

But imagine going to the Newtons for the get together. I would need a
couple of pair of undies to bring with me to stop myself from pissing
myself laughing.

[Earthquake! Pass me the salt!]

What better father-in-law could you have than Bert Newton? Every day
would be like being on the set of GMA. Or it probably would be!