Don't cry over spilt water!

[What? My favourite band isn't Wet Wet Wet! ]


Love is all around and so the feeling shows. But when it comes to Tom Cruise his feeling blows.
Tom Cruise is all narky about being sprayed in the face with water from
a fake microphone at the War Of The Worlds premiere in Britain from two
prankster "journalists".

So, what's the problem here?

Other people have played pranks before but nothing has come of it. Not one bitchy scientologist in sight.

Yet here Mr Cruise thinks he's God's gift to women (or at least women
young enough to be his daughter). Yes - Katie Holmes is young enough to
be his daughter, just. Or if it were one of those backwater Tasmanian
things..

[Nothing like a map of Tasmania! ]


Here's one prank that got out of hand:

[I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! ]

In ancient Greek times there were two city-states and they were at war
and yada yada yada. One of the states thought "Hey let's give them a
statue which they will love and then kill the hell out of them while
they sleep."

Moral to the story there - best pranks happen when people are asleep.

[Want to see me turn on my siren? ]

Recently on Neighbours, Stuart (above) had his goatie shaved off - while he slept. He still got the chick though.

A prank that I actually did was for April Fools' Day this year. I sent around an sms telling everyone that I was gay.

Although it wasn't just like that it was like "Well for a while now
people have been talking behind my backs and I know I can't get a
girlfriend and I now know why. I am gay"

It worked (is that a good thing or a bad thing?) and people believed it.

Well some did, anyways I am not gay I loves me women!

Or leaving the words to someone a bit more knowledgable on the subject:

[I love boobies! ]